Sunday, May 26, 2013

How to be a Cute Baby on AJ

Fauna Cottonbunny here! I was bored so I thought I'd tell you how to be a nice baby on AJ :P  
THESE IDEAS ARE NOT MINE, THEY ARE IDEAS FROM THE USERS AND CONTRIBUTORS OF THIS COPIED WIKIHOW ARTICLE.

Preparing Your Appearance


1. Before you get adopted, know what colors, clothes, and patterns are considered cute by adopters. Study what the babies getting attention are wearing
  • Some patterns, such as polka dots, are considered weird by other people unless you're a dalmation.
  • If you think you aren't getting adopted, change your look to something cuter, such as jester hat to tiara. You may get more attention.
2. Keep in mind what animals are the best to get adopted with. Bunnies are first for kids and babies, because they are the smallest and considered cute and cuddley.Wolves are next, for they get adopted as dogs or teenagers. Foxes and giraffes do get adopted, for teens or kids (some baby foxes). Others such as lions and elephants don't get adopted most of the time.

3.  Alter your patterns if they seem to not be attractive. Try to use heart patterns for girls, and really anything but polka dots for boys. Don't make it too attractive so your not copying. However, you can copy and come back later when the person you copied has gone. Also, avoid orange and yellow.
Use gender appropriate colors. You wouldn't see a baby boy in pink.
4. Change your eye shape. For girls, use the regular ones with eyelashes, and for boys, use the same but without eyelashes. To warn you, some eye shapes look repulsive, so be careful with ones your not sure of.

5. Dress in a cute outfit. Keep in mind your outfit is slightly limited if you're a nonmember because you only have one color of the nonmember clothes and up to 100 of them. Remember, don't be looking like a monster if your a baby (ex. bow and arrows and dragon hat).
  • Member girls: The star blanket and bonnet in blue, purple, or pink.
  • Member boys: The star blanket and jester hat in red, green, or blue.
  • Nonmember girls: The star blanket and white tiara.
  • Nonmember boys: The star blanket and a raccoon hat.
Getting Adopted
1. Once your dressed and ready, go to the Pillow Room. When you enter, say "Arrives in whicker basket" or "Is thrown off speeding car." Then sleep on an unoccupied pillow.

2. Now say "cries wanting to be adopted", and repeat it. Better yet, say "Please adopt me." Some people think of crying babies as really annoying because they might have sibblings in real life.

3. When you see someone coming up to you, if it's a girl, say "Sees pwetty wady coming up to me hopes she will adopt me." If it's a boy, say "Sees handsome man coming up to me hopes he will adopt me."

4. If the male/female picks you up, say "snuggles into handsome man/pwetty wady's arms." They'll probably say, "Aww, you're such a precious little gem" and that will lead to them adopting you! 
  • They might not want to pick you up and say "I adopt you. My den" In that case, buddy the person and go to their den.
 Once You're Adopted
1. If they adopt you, say "Crawls to mommy's den", then go to their den. Once you get there, sleep by the doorstep. This is the cue that you are tired and want to be put in your crib.

2. Be nice to siblings if you have any. Eat, drink, sleep, and play, but don't be mean or they will tell on you and the mom will send you away. If you have a mean sibling, tell the mom, but do it in a jam a gram so the sibling won't tease you.

What Cute Babies Do
  • When mom gives you a bath, play with your pink/blue rubber ducky.
  • If you go to a restaurant, after the waiter/waitress serves you, say "tank woo vewy much!"
  • When mom makes it your birthday, wear a tiara and fancy things and act extra cute by clapping and sharing your birthday cake with your siblings.
  • Be cheerful all the time but don't get to the point where you knock down mom's favorite vase and don't care because you think she likes you to much to stop you.
  • If you act cute and nice, your mom may give you a surprise. If you want a pet, say "Mommy, can I have a pet? It ok if no." She will buy you a pet.
  • If your siblings hurt you because you are so cute or if a baby abuser gets to you, say "is poor defenseless wittle angel", and someone will help you are mom will put the sibling in time out.

What Cute Babies Don't Do
  • Don't say members only. It lowers your chance of being adopted by about 70%.
  • Do not show off a power or take karate either. That lowers your chances by about 95%.
  • If a sibling hurts you, don't fight back. There is only one person to blame if you don't fight!
  • Don't spill your oatmeal all over yourself. You can say "Mouth is a little messy after eating"